Tavern is a storefront where you can think ahead. Calmly, at home, with no queue breathing down your neck. Read how a stout differs from a porter. Find out what goes with cheese and what goes with fish. Add it to the cart. Leave your phone number.

Then everything goes the way it should. We call you back. We double-check. We pack it. Twenty minutes later your order is waiting at [address]. Pay on pickup, cash or card. As that same friend used to say, trust begins with cash.

The range is modest for now: [lagers, ales, stouts, alcohol-free beer and snacks]. But we picked every single item ourselves. We argued for a long time. Some of those arguments are still going on.

Now, the important part. We don't know what you're missing. We could guess, but guessing is a poor way to run a shop. So we ask: [write to us](link to feedback). Which beer to bring in. What to improve. Complaints are welcome too. We read everything. Sometimes even out loud.

There's an opening gift. [Promotion terms.]

News and new arrivals live in our Telegram channel. We post there more often and more briefly.

That's about it, really. We're open.

We sell alcohol only to adults. We'll ask for ID on pickup. It's not distrust, it's the law.